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Talking to the Duchess
Honoured by her Maj
Soda stream smile and 70s pants
Try to remember like the elephants

Jim’ll do this and Jim’ll do that
Jim’ll smoke the cigar
And run down the track
Charity events and sickly kids
A 20th Century race, just hit the skids…

Your letters were only the start of it
And there will never be an end to it
Jimmel’s fix was a terrible thing
And the truth will out and the budgies will sing
Of course – we all knew he was a wrong ‘un…how could we not?

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